11.25.2012

There are Certain Ways....


to eat things.


For instance, my husband eats Twix by peeling back the wrapper and then biting off of BOTH twix sticks at the same time. This is the WRONG way to eat this candy. You should enjoy each individual stick one at a time.

String cheese: You should peel down small “strings” of cheese to each little by little. My Nugget girl AND Turkey just bite these off. This is WRONG.

With Poptarts, you should always eat around the edges first so you can enjoy all the yummy last. Pop tarts is a good example of the rule: “Always eat the worst part first.”

While I'm discuissing the rights and wrongs of food I need to explain to you all what is wrong with Reese's brand having so many options. They have Mini cups, Miniature cups (yes these are different then the mini's), Regular Reese's peanut butter cups, Reese's Big Cup. See...the original Reese's Peanut Butter Cup is perfect. The proportion between peanut butter and chocolate is just right. Perfect balance in my mouth. However they messed up their ratio when developing these other sizes. The only other acceptable product is the “mini's” The ratio is still wrong but acceptable. The Big Cup, and the Miniatures are just absolute piss. These are all wrong. I never eat these. The Big Cup is the WORST...with way too much chocolate and not near enough peanut butter it just isn't even close to being right. Plus the chocolate is way too hard. Its a different flavor and texture than that of the standard Reese's Peanut Butter Cup. I wish for this problem to be fixed so I can enjoy all Reese's cups of all sizes. Sometimes I just don't want the standard size.
  

  

Don't act like these things don't bother you all too—when people eat things the wrong way.

4 comments:

  1. Tip about my favorite candy (reeses) they always taste better if you get the easter eggs/pumpkins/christmas trees because they are made fresh! The peanut butter is waaaayyyyy better in these!

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    1. I totally agree..I forgot to mention that these are good options as well! LOL! I obviously take my Reese's pretty seriously! haahahah

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  2. Hey Spicey. . . How do you really feel about Reeses Cups? LOL Good point about the seasonal candies, and if you are lucky you can buy after the date and get great taste, and great price.

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    1. Oh Mother Hen...You know I'm never one to bite my tongue!

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